Oh, Come In


Two missionaries were tracting in Rynfield.  At one house, an older Afrikaans man opened his gate.  The conversation went something like this:


“We are missionaries from the Church of . . . .”

“Mormons? Oh come in, let’s talk (expletive deleted).”

“Are you a virgin?  I was a virgin once too.”

“By the time you leave here, I’ll probably convert you.”

“What church do you attend?”

“I don’t believe in church.”

“What do you believe in?”

“I believe in life.”


As you might guess, this visit did not result in a return appointment.